// Copyright 2003, Thomas Darby.  All rights reserved.

function CreateFullAlertTable()
{



}

function DetermineFontSize(lengthOfString)
{
	if (lengthOfString < 20)
	{
		return 24;
	} else if (lengthOfString < 50)
	{
		return 18;
	} else
	{
		return 12;
	}
	


}

function SevereAlert()
{

	SevereText = new Array("IS IT NOVEMBER 2 ALREADY?","U.S. LAUNCHES \"OPERATION KICK THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYBODY\"","ALL THE JUDICIAL AND LEGISLATIVE BRANCHES EVER DID WAS SLOW US DOWN, ANYWAY","MISSION FAILED","NO FAIR!<BR>WE KICKED <U>ASS</U> IN BAGHDAD!","OH, AND BY THE WAY, WE'RE AT RED ALERT NOW","DON'T THINK OF IT AS MARTIAL LAW, THINK OF IT AS A PERSONAL BODYGUARD SERVICE","THEY BROUGHT IT ON","WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP THEM?<BR>WE ALERTED YOU!","THEY GOT A PAIR OF NAIL CLIPPERS PAST SECURITY","ELECTION 2004 DECLARED ENEMY COMBATANT","FOUR MORE WARS","REYKJAVIK IS NICE<BR>THIS TIME OF YEAR","ABANDON HOPE","WE LOSE","THEY WIN","ABJECT TERROR","NATIONAL PARALYSIS","COMING SOON: PATRIOT ACT III","SOILING OURSELVES","GOOD AFTERNOON,<BR>PRESIDENT CHENEY","WE'LL MEET AGAIN<br>DON'T KNOW WHERE<BR>DON'T KNOW WHEN","GAME OVER","BALEETED!","CRY","COLLATERAL DAMAGE","LOSS OF INNOCENT LIVES \"REGRETTABLE\"","YOU KNOW THOSE HUGE STOCKPILES OF<BR>WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION<BR>THAT WE COULDN'T FIND?","GOD IS ON THEIR SIDE, APPARENTLY","MUST ... USE ... DUCT TAPE ... ONLY ... HOPE ...");

	severeChoice = parseInt(Math.random() * SevereText.length);
	severeLength = SevereText[severeChoice].length;
	
	document.write("<tr><td style=\"");
	
	if (currentAlertLevel == "SEVERE")
	{
		document.write("color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#FF0000;")
	} else {
		document.write("color:#C0C0C0;background-color:#660000;")
	}
		document.write("height:50px;text-align:center;font-family:sans-serif;font-weight:bold;")
		document.write("font-size:" + DetermineFontSize(severeLength) + "px;\">");
		document.write(SevereText[severeChoice]);
		document.write("</td></tr>");

}

function HighAlert()
{

	HighText = new Array("YOU THINK A DEMOCRAT COULD HANDLE THIS?","JUST GOT OFF PHONE WITH TERRORISTS, DIDN'T LIKE THEIR TONE OF VOICE ONE BIT","DON'T ROCK THE BOAT, BUB","SERIOUSLY, DUDE<br>WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT","GOOD TIME FOR SOME PROFIT TAKING","DIDN'T THEY GET THE MEMO?<br>WE GOT SADDAM!","TIME FOR A SOMA HOLIDAY","DON'T WORRY<BR>BUT DON'T NOT WORRY, EITHER","THEIR TARGET: YOU!","STAY AWAY FROM EXPLOSIONS","LIVING IN FEAR","DON'T GO OUTSIDE","REPORT FUNNY LOOKING PEOPLE","RAT ON YOUR NEIGHBOR","YOU NEED MORE DUCT TAPE","ONLY A MIRACLE CAN SAVE US NOW","BET YOU WISH YOU HAD A SECURE UNDISCLOSED LOCATION RIGHT ABOUT NOW","IF YOU SEE THE FLASH<BR>DUCK AND COVER","BE AFRAID","AVOID EXCESSIVE BREATHING","REPORT EVERYTHING","DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?","FEAR FEAR ITSELF","SAVOR EVERY BREATH","THE BOOGEYMAN COMETH","HOPE YOUR NAME DOESN'T SOUND FOREIGN");
	
	HighChoice = parseInt(Math.random() * HighText.length);
	HighLength = HighText[HighChoice].length;
	
	document.write("<tr><td style=\"");
	
	if (currentAlertLevel == "HIGH")
	{
		document.write("color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#FF9900;")
	} else {
		document.write("color:#C0C0C0;background-color:#663300;")
	}
		document.write("height:50px;text-align:center;font-family:sans-serif;font-weight:bold;")
		document.write("font-size:" + DetermineFontSize(HighLength) + "px;\">");
		document.write(HighText[HighChoice]);
		document.write("</td></tr>");

}

function ElevatedAlert()
{

	ElevatedText = new Array("JITTERY NERVES","WHAT WAS THAT?","AVOID AIRPORTS","KEEP LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER","THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS, SO GET USED TO IT","STAY ALERT","CALM BEFORE THE STORM","SHADOWS <U>SHOULD</U> MAKE YOU JUMP","YIPE!","AVOID UNNECESSARY SPEECH","WE'RE LOOKING OUT FOR YOU<BR>SO LOOK OUT FOR US");
	
	ElevatedChoice = parseInt(Math.random() * ElevatedText.length);
	ElevatedLength = ElevatedText[ElevatedChoice].length;
	
	document.write("<tr><td style=\"");
	
	if (currentAlertLevel == "ELEVATED")
	{
		document.write("color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#EEEE00;")
	} else {
		document.write("color:#C0C0C0;background-color:#666600;")
	}
		document.write("height:50px;text-align:center;font-family:sans-serif;font-weight:bold;")
		document.write("font-size:" + DetermineFontSize(ElevatedLength) + "px;\">");
		document.write(ElevatedText[ElevatedChoice]);
		document.write("</td></tr>");

}

function GuardedAlert()
{

	GuardedText = new Array("VAGUELY UNEASY","IT'S ALWAYS WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT","STILL NERVOUS","SLEEPING A BIT BETTER","KEEP WORRYING","STAY ON YOUR TOES","NO REST FOR THE WARY","THEY'RE STILL OUT THERE","LOW ON FUNDS","FIRED TOO MANY HOMOSEXUAL LINGUISTS<BR>HAVEN'T TRANSLATED LATEST INTEL YET","DON'T GET TOO USED TO IT","IT'S QUIET<BR>TOO QUIET","IS IT STILL THERE?","TERROR ALERTS?<BR>THOSE ARE <U>SO</U> 2003");
	
	GuardedChoice = parseInt(Math.random() * GuardedText.length);
	GuardedLength = GuardedText[GuardedChoice].length;
	
	document.write("<tr><td style=\"");
	
	if (currentAlertLevel == "GUARDED")
	{
		document.write("color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#0000FF;")
	} else {
		document.write("color:#C0C0C0;background-color:#000066;")
	}
		document.write("height:50px;text-align:center;font-family:sans-serif;font-weight:bold;")
		document.write("font-size:" + DetermineFontSize(GuardedLength) + "px;\">");
		document.write(GuardedText[GuardedChoice]);
		document.write("</td></tr>");

}

function LowAlert()
{

	LowText = new Array("SECOND TERM SECURED","ETERNALLY VIGILANT","WHY, THE ECONOMY <U>IS</U> DOING A LOT BETTER,<BR>NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT","WELCOME TO CANADA","MISSION ACCOMPLISHED<BR>TERROR ERADICATED<BR>FOREVER AND EVER","WORLD NO LONGER HATES US","USA! USA!","WE ARE NOT AT WAR WITH TERRORISM<BR>WE HAVE NEVER BEEN AT WAR WITH TERRORISM","WE <U>ARE</U> THE WORLD","BACK TO THE WAR ON DRUGS","WE SENT OSAMA TO HIS GRAVE<BR>'CAUSE HE WOULD NOT USE<BR>BURMA SHAVE","WE WENT TO WAR WITH THE WORLD<BR>AND ALL WE GOT WAS THIS LOUSY<BR>OCCUPYING FORCE OF UN PEACEKEEPERS","SOCIAL EQUITY ATTAINED","YEAH, RIGHT","PIGS FLYING<BR>FILM AT ELEVEN");
	
	LowChoice = parseInt(Math.random() * LowText.length);
	LowLength = LowText[LowChoice].length;
	
	document.write("<tr><td style=\"");
	
	if (currentAlertLevel == "LOW")
	{
		document.write("color:#FFFFFF;background-color:#00EE00;")
	} else {
		document.write("color:#C0C0C0;background-color:#006600;")
	}
		document.write("height:50px;text-align:center;font-family:sans-serif;font-weight:bold;")
		document.write("font-size:" + DetermineFontSize(LowLength) + "px;\">");
		document.write(LowText[LowChoice]);
		document.write("</td></tr>");

}

function OpenTable()
{
	document.write("<table border=\"0\" style=\"border:2px solid black;width:300px;margin:0px;\">");
}

function CloseTable()
{
	document.write("</table>");
	document.write("<table border=\"0\" style=\"border:0px;width:300px;margin:0px;\">");
	document.write("<tr><td style=\"");
	document.write("text-align:center;font-family:sans-serif;font-weight:normal;")
	document.write("font-size:10px;\"><a href=\"http://www.snowplow.org/tom/terror-o-matic/\">Terror-O-Matic&trade; Homeland Alert System</a>");
	document.write("</td></tr>");
	document.write("</table>");
}